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talk to me about the thematic similarities between totoro and audition

chrismello:

john barnes just got an exclusive, disgusting opinion on david o russell from me

it was so filthy i’m pretty sure that it could make chris lose out on job opportunities but i’m taking it to the grave

i love anime

i love anime

bebop and eva and stuff are good but you know what’s better: 100+ episode anime about the power of friendship and fighting cool monsters

shounen anime is life tbh if you’ve never gotten emotional over a dumb shounen anime i don’t trust you

hunter x hunter is on netflix now i’m re-living the manga of my 14 year old self, but as an anime

i think my fantasy football draft plan is just “guys who have been mentioned on The League”

that post is not a joke, please help me cheat at fantasy football

team logo for my fantasy football team this year

i’ve never played fantasy football does anybody know anything about football so they can help me cheat

team logo for my fantasy football team this year

i’ve never played fantasy football does anybody know anything about football so they can help me cheat

johndarnielle:

Pictured: me holding the hardback US edition of my novel, Wolf in White Van, on the day I got it from Farrar, Strauss & Giroux: today, Thursday, August 21, 2014. Not to get all emotional with you but the first real ambition I ever had was to be an author. As a child I dreamt of seeing my name on book jackets. Now I am covering up most of that name with my hand, but yet refuse to re-take the picture, because I feel my deep-game goth powers are so strongly in evidence here that it must be shared as-is to give hope to both the revealed & the crypto-goths. 
Huge, huge thanks to all who brought me to this day - teachers, friends, all of you who’ve listened to my songs or read stuff I’ve written and connected with what you found there, who believed in me - may I always be worthy of your support!
Finally, because people will ask so why not get it out of the way up front: the lyric at the piano behind me is “Beyond the Mysterious Beyond” from The Land Before Time 7: The Stone of Cold Fire, a song which I can totally sing the hell out of, and you don’t have to take it from me, you can ask my son, who insists that I sing it at least eight times a day, which I do cheerfully and I’d do a ninth time, too, if he wanted, because, as I am always asking in my better moments, why the hell not. 

johndarnielle:

Pictured: me holding the hardback US edition of my novel, Wolf in White Van, on the day I got it from Farrar, Strauss & Giroux: today, Thursday, August 21, 2014. Not to get all emotional with you but the first real ambition I ever had was to be an author. As a child I dreamt of seeing my name on book jackets. Now I am covering up most of that name with my hand, but yet refuse to re-take the picture, because I feel my deep-game goth powers are so strongly in evidence here that it must be shared as-is to give hope to both the revealed & the crypto-goths. 

Huge, huge thanks to all who brought me to this day - teachers, friends, all of you who’ve listened to my songs or read stuff I’ve written and connected with what you found there, who believed in me - may I always be worthy of your support!

Finally, because people will ask so why not get it out of the way up front: the lyric at the piano behind me is “Beyond the Mysterious Beyond” from The Land Before Time 7: The Stone of Cold Fire, a song which I can totally sing the hell out of, and you don’t have to take it from me, you can ask my son, who insists that I sing it at least eight times a day, which I do cheerfully and I’d do a ninth time, too, if he wanted, because, as I am always asking in my better moments, why the hell not. 

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lalalaetc:

Raw Nerve Born Under A Bad Sign

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